It Takes Two (Barrels)

Right about now, yer about to hear,
how a group called Shad-Rapp, shoots their trophy deer...
Shoot It!"
It takes two to take a big buck down!
It takes two to bring him to the ground! (x 2)
I wanna buck right now,
And I know just the best way how.
Shootin' him once just ain't gonna do,
If ya wanna kill him, ya gotta use two.
I mean two barrels, put him in peril -
Just make sure to wear da orange apparel.
Cause if ya don't ya know ya might get shot -
Ya don't wanna look like a deer when yer not!
When it's white tail season, remember the reason
Why yer up in de tree stand freezin'.
When ya first see him, shoot him where ya can,
Then when he stops, aim and shoot again.
Cause if ya don't get it, yer gonna regret it,
But with two barrels - Hey!  Don't sweat it!
Just make sure dat yer gun has two,
And when ya see dat trophy buck, he's through!
And dat's true cause...
It takes two to take a big buck down!
It takes two to bring him to the ground! (x 2)
Here's a hint about da gun ya gotta use-
I'll let ya know the certain type ya better choose.
A double-barrel shotgun - See if ya got one,
Weatherby and Browning are a couple hot ones.
Another good choice is Winchester,
Otherwise known as the "Buck Molester!"
Or Smith & Wesson - Dat's de best one,
A buck walks by - he's gonna learn his lesson.
And - there's two different kinds you can buy,
An over and under or side by side.
Just don't use a pump, here's why not -
Cause if it jams ya won't get a second shot.
You'll get so mad and turn red in de face,
Ya chose de wrong gun, now yer trip was a waste
But follow my advice and listen to me,
And soon you'll have a buck hangin' up in de tree,
      So let's see, cause...
It takes two to take a big buck down!
It takes two to bring him to the ground! (x 2)
Ya wanna buck and yet ya wonder how to do it,
Well listen up because der's really nothin' to it.
De first thing at hand is ta get a good stand,
In de thickest of de thick swamp land.
Ya wake up early, and ya go ta yer tree-
Spray de doe scent made from real doe pee.
Yer up in yer stand lookin' down below! 
A buck is in de rut and he's chasin' a doe!
It's time! Ta have some fun!
Ya get yerself ready and ya raise dat gun!
Ya check out de size see da whites of his eyes,
And give de deer a double-barrel surprise.
Shoot de ting twice take 'em down to de ground,
Soon yer eatin' venison de whole year round.
So if yer after dat trophy buck,
Use two barrels and lots of luck!
It takes two to take a big buck down!
It takes two to bring him to the ground! (x 2)
Hey, Sweeney!  When I count to three, 
I wanna hear you do some scratchin'!  O.K. ?!
One, two, three - C'mon guy!

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