Crimeny Cripes

Hey everybody! We're known as Shad-Rapp and we're gonna do a song
that we need everyone of you to help us out with.  
Now, what I'm gonna do is say a phrase and I want yous all to repeat it after me.
O.K.?  All right!  Well, here we go guy!
Yell Crimeny, crimeny, cripes guy! 
Crimeny, crimeny, cripes guy!
Say Crimeny, crimeny, cripes guy!
Crimeny, crimeny, cripes guy!
Holy Moly Frights, hey!
Holy Moly Frights, hey!
Say Holy Moly Frights, hey!
Holy Moly Frights, hey!
Go Shad-Rapp, Go Shad-Rapp!
Go Shad-Rapp, Go Shad-Rapp!
C'mon!  Go Shad-Rapp, Go Shad-Rapp!
Go Shad-Rapp, Go Shad-Rapp!"
Now- everybody knows that beer is the best drink in Wisconsin!
So what we want you to do is help us out at finding which kind o' beer is de best!
Now if you like Miller, repeat after me...
Miller Time!  It's Miller Time!
Miller Time!  It's Miller Time!
I say Miller Time! It's Miller Time!
Miller Time!  It's Miller Time!
All right, der guy!  It sounds like that's a pretty popular one!
Now lets see about Blatz!
If you're a Blatz drinker, lemme hear ya!
Go Blatz!  Go Blatz!
Go Blatz!  Go Blatz!
Louder!  Go Blatz!  Go Blatz!
Go Blatz!  Go Blatz!
Woooo!  Yaaaaa!  There are a lot o' yous drinkin' Blatz out der!
Now let's hear who's drinkin' Budweiser!
If you like drinkin' Bud everybody yell
Pour me a Bud, guy!" (Shut up! - silence….)
Ohhhhh!  It doesn't sound like too many people like that out o' state stuff.
Let's try another Wisconsin beer!  How 'bout Pabst?!
If you're drinkin' Pabst Blue Ribbon, say:
PBR Me ASAP!
PBR Me ASAP!
Yell PBR Me ASAP!
PBR Me ASAP!
Holy Crap!  It sounds to me like that's de winner!
Well, us guys in Shad Rapp, if we ain't drinkin' beer, we're out huntin' deer!
Let's hear from yous who's gettin' a bigger buck than us!
O.K.?  Let's go!
If you had some luck and shot a buck yell...
Venison!  Venison!
Venison!  Venison!
That's Venison!  Venison!
Venison!  Venison!
And if it had 6 points or more, say...
Shoot!  Der It Is!
Shoot!  Der It Is!
Say Shoot!  Der It Is!
Shoot!  Der It Is!
And if it had 10 points or more, say...
I shot it I got it Holy Frights I'm de best!
I shot it I got it Holy Frights I'm de best!
I shot it I got it Holy Frights I'm de best!
I shot it I got it Holy Frights I'm de best!
And if it had 12 points or more, yell...
Holy Crap!  It had a 12 point rack!
Holy Crap!  It had a 12 point rack!
Holy Crap!  It had a 12 point rack!
Holy Crap!  It had a 12 point rack!
Wow!  I guess der's a couple a hardcore hunters dat beat me out dis year!
Anyway, I've seen a lot of guys catch monster northern pike,
and have those lunkers mounted on der walls.
If your one of these guys who has a big pike, yell...
Crimeny cripe!  I gotta big long pike!
Crimeny cripe!  I gotta big long pike!
Crimeny cripe!  I gotta big long pike!
Crimeny cripe!  I gotta big long pike!
Woooooo!  Yaaaaaaaa!
All Right!  Everybody!  We are Shad-Rapp!
Is everyone havin' a good time tonight?!!!….

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