Beer!

Hey Sweeney!  Get us some beers!
Hi! May I help you?
Yah! Gimme five Pabsts.
We don't have anything like that!
OK, how about  Blatz or Old Style?
We only have Bud products and Zima.
Not even Miller???
We don't carry that line!  Now what do you want to drink?
Beer! 
We only drink Wisconsin beer!
Get that Budweiser out of here!
And crack me open one more beer!
Ya know it really tastes great!
If brewed and bottled in our state!
All those others we just hate!
We think they taste like rotten bait!
Up in Green Bay!
We packed a cooler for the day!
And went to watch the Packers play!
We had a tailgate brat buffet!
De beer was cold ya know der hey!
Kickoff was five minutes away!
The Pack will make Chicago pay!
And when they won we yelled "Hurray!" 
I drank a beer from Wisconsin!
In a contest it would win!
The rest taste just like medicine!
I'll never touch that stuff again!
In cans or bottles or on tap!
When yer drinkin' wit Shad-Rapp!
Wisconsin must be on each cap!
We don't drink out o' state-brewed crap!
Beer!  Forget Anheiser!
Beer!  We hate Budweiser!
Beer!  We drink our state's best!
Beer!  It wins de taste test!
Beer!
While we're drinking on the pier!
After hunting white-tail deer!
Every night throughout the year!
That's why my wife has a big rear!
Beer!  Beer!  Beer!  Beer!
Beer!  Beer!  Beer!  Beer!
Beer!  Beer!  Beer!  Beer!
Beer!
Yaaaaah!!!!!

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